HelbigismyHarto

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My house is fucking falling apart as we’re trying to sell it…. First our central vac had to have its motor replaced for the first time since we’ve had it. Second a basement closet was full of mold we had to clean and assumed it was a pipe in the closet leaking… Nope. No leak. The plumber thinks it might be a foundation/siding/roofing issue with the house and third….. Fucking third. I HAVE FOUND FOUR BEES IN MY HOUSE TODAY AND IF WE HAVE AN INFESTATION OF BEES I’M GOING TO CRY AND MOVE OUT NOW

Filed under Wtf house Just.... Seriously? i'm so stressed

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little-rose-pond:

thedragonbornlives:

not-all-cannibals:

paintyoubarakat:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

'release the penguins'

'All harpists stand up and wait''Begin turning flame up slowly''Sell mute'

fave piano piece

"tune the uke"

HOLY FUCK.

little-rose-pond:

thedragonbornlives:

not-all-cannibals:

paintyoubarakat:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

'release the penguins'

'All harpists stand up and wait'
'Begin turning flame up slowly'
'Sell mute'

fave piano piece

"tune the uke"

HOLY FUCK.

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via i-lost-my-hat)

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kryptonite-mia:

I want to be kissed angrily.

I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.

(via iamatruescottishgirl)

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Anonymous asked: I can't figure out why helbigismyharto is getting hate for dating you. She's the one who needs to come to her senses and dumb your ass. I mean really, what the fuck does she see in you anyway?

oddfishy:

Alright anon let’s have a talk. Firstly, I’d like to give you points for being the first person to send me hate, good job. Secondly, I have to agree with you. I don’t know why she gets hate for dating me either.

As for her “coming to her senses and dumping my ass” (I assume you mean dumping, considering I have no idea how one would dumb someones ass) I really don’t see that happening, ever, so you’re just going to have to deal with that.

Honestly I don’t fully know what she sees in me. But the point is she sees it and I am so happy that she does. She’s my reason and that’s all that matters.

Now kindly fuck off, and enjoy your day :)

you know, when i first heard about this I was all prepared to go absolutely insane over this. I was so mad. and i still am so furious that someone actually sent my girlfriend hate. so. utterly. mad. 

this is why i was afraid to be public about it on here in the first place. 

BUT 

my girl handled it very well and that made it slightly better. 

however. 

wtf is some people’s problem? stop attacking our relationship because it makes you feel better about yourself. i love her and she loves me. neither of us are going to be going anywhere so either get used to it or get out. 

have a nice day :)

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Dear Hannah,

andthisdayitwasspring:

mydrunkkitchen:

cdn-bigfoot:

We miss the winestreams. You have been an incredibly busy bee these past few months, so we do understand the absinthe of them but I’m just letting you know that we are totally okay if there was one to happen sometime. Aaaaaanytime now.

I’m sure we would all be open to having more moments like this:

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Or this:

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Or this:

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Sincerely,

your friendly Bigfoot

(gifs by cryingoverswarto, grace-heckbig & helbigismyharto)

TRUTH. See you this Friday.

YAY!

Oh how sad is it that I would not have recognized my own gif without the credit.
But thanks for that dani!!
Also…. YASS. WINESTREAM!!!!